Further Misadventures

Why Stephen? WHY!!! This picture was taken at the today’s taping of the Colbert Report in Iraq as part of his USO tour.

Okay yes, support the troops and whatnot. As Jenna Moroney says, “I just want the troops to kill everyone and come on home.” But the hair, Stephen. The hair! It’s no secret that I love Stephen Colbert. Wanna make babies (if he wasn’t happily married with 3 kids) kinda love. He wears the hell out of those Brooks Brothers suits. There’s something about a guy in a suit… most of my celebrity crushes are on late night comedians… Conan O’Brien, Craig Ferguson… I’m getting off topic. The point is, the loss of Colbert’s perfectly shelacked locks will be as damning to my crush as the time he did a cold open in his undies.

For shame US Army for allowing such a crime against humanity to occur. And all them bombings and pillagings too.